The Upstairs Armadillo Tells His Story

I learned a long time ago that when stories come to you, you need to let them. If you say you’re busy and you’ll get to it later, the story will go away and it won’t come back. It will find someone else.

The upstairs armadillo had waited a long time for someone in my family to tell his story. So I sat down at the computer and began to write. This book and the others in the Upstairs Armadillo Series are the result.

My mother was the first one who saw the upstairs armadillo, but these aren’t the stories she shared with me. That was many years ago. The upstairs armadillo has had many new adventures since then. These are the stories he shared with me.

I wrote the first one soon after my tree sat down on my house. That was in the fall of 2020. Then things got busy. Over the winter I started writing “Modern Horse Training“. That took up all my writing time for the next year. “Modern Horse Training” was published in the spring of 2022. By then I was in the midst of designing my on-line clinics to fit into a post covid world, but I was eager to get back to the Upstairs Armadillo. I knew he was waiting – not all that patiently for me. He wasn’t hiding in my sock drawer, but I knew as soon as I started writing again, he’d make himself known.

I had so much fun writing “Never Get A Wizard Mad At You” that I began book two almost at once. And that lead to books three and four which were even more fun to write. I probably would have raced on to book five at that point, but the horses were calling and I needed to finish the Kenyon Bear series. “Wishing Well Magic” still needed to be illustrated. That took the better part of 2024. “Wishing Well Magic” came out earlier this year. So now it’s finally time for the Upstairs Armadillo to make an appearance.

Never Get A Wizard Mad At You” is Book one in the Upstairs Armadillo series. You can order it on my web site: theclickercenter.com. And of course it is also available through Amazon and other on-line book sellers.

When you visit my web site, go to the tab for Bear Hollow Press. That’s where you’ll find all my children’s books.

The Kenyon Bear Books are chapter books with lots of pictures. The Upstairs Armadillo books are longer chapter books. Think Paddington Bear, Knight’s Castle, Green Smoke, and of course C.S. Lewis’ Narnia books and you’ll have the right age range.

I hope you’ll share them with the young readers in your life. And do please leave a five star review to help others find the books.

The Tree That Sat Down

“Never Get A Wizard Mad At You”
Book One in the Upstairs Armadillo Series

My new book begins when the upstairs armadillo is discovered in Emma’s sock drawer.

The upstairs armadillo is not a character I invented.

My mother was the first one to see Charles Alexander and the upstairs armadillo. When I was little, she would tell me stories about Charles Alexander and the upstairs armadillo. They lived in her house when she was growing up and together they created a great deal of mischief.

That was many years ago. Fast forward to the fall of 2020. During a wind storm one of the trees behind my house got tired and sat down. Unfortunately, when the tree sat down, it lost it’s balance and fell onto my house.

I came home in the evening to find it’s branches poking into my office and the rain pouring in. What a mess!

The tree that sat down on my house.
Tree being craned off of the house.
Repairs underway

Everything had to be taken out. Most of the furniture was beyond saving, but somehow the stacks of papers and boxes of files that were stored in that room escaped unharmed.

When I was sorting through them, I found a large envelop that I had forgotten I had. It must have been twenty years or more since I had last looked at it It contained a story my mother had written about the upstairs armadillo and Charles Alexander.

I read the story. It wasn’t very long. It was really just the beginning of a story. That night I fell asleep thinking about the upstairs armadillo and Charles Alexander. In the morning I began writing.

The result was “Never Get A Wizard Mad At You” Book One in the Upstairs Armadillo Series.

It is available through my web site: theclickercenter.com
And through Amazon. Get it as an ebook through Kindle Unlimited.

Doing It ALL Wrong

Book announcements – that’s the “it” I’m referring to in the title. I do them all wrong. I know this. I’ve read various “how-to’s” for launching a new book in this digital age. I’ve received plenty of the emails that are meant to make me feel as though I am missing out on the greatest secret, the best bargain, the most amazing opportunity if I don’t hit the “buy now” button in the next five minutes. They’re counting down the minutes even as I hesitate. If still need convincing, here’s what they’re going to add to this amazing, one time only offer.

We’ve all gotten these emails. As an author, many of them are telling me how I can turn my books into best sellers if I will only follow their sure-fire, guaranteed-to-succeed formula. Of course, I want success for my books. I want them to be read.

When I was in the home stretch with “Wishing Well Magic”, I succumbed to one of these offers, just to see what I was missing. Ugh.

That’s all I can say. I would rather sell zero books than sell them that way.

So I am going to market the Kenyon Bear books in the only way I know how. I’m going to do it in the same way that I shared clicker training with all of you. I’m going to begin by believing in the books. I believed in clicker training – not in the way that people mean when they say they believe in the tooth fairy. I knew clicker training worked. I had the evidence not just in my own horses, but in all of my clients’ horses. I knew it was different. I had seen Peregrine stop locking in his stifles after eight years of struggling to make his body work. He didn’t outgrow the problem. He changed how he used his back. Clicker training gave him the agency to own those changes.

I knew clicker training connected me to my horses in a way that was completely different from anything I had experienced up to that point. It was a difference that was hard to describe. How do you describe the colors of a rainbow to someone who has been blind their whole life? Does their understanding of your metaphors come anywhere close to what you experience?

But enough of you became curious about clicker training and gave it a try. I know some people made a mess of things and gave up on it, but many more of you figured it out. You went out to your barns with your pockets filled with treats. Just as I did so many decades ago, you introduced your horses to clicker training. I shared and you shared, and pretty soon people all around the planet were clicker training their horses.

Clicker training is different. It doesn’t look anything like regular horse training. We use treats! We let our horses say “no” to us. We start with protective contact. We hold targets up for our horses to touch. We train in ridiculously small steps – and we change our horses’ lives.

My children’s books are very similar. They don’t fit the mold of what a children’s book should look like. My characters aren’t super heroes out saving the world, but then neither was Winnie the Pooh or Paddington Bear.

I’m not a parent. I didn’t write stories to teach children lessons I wanted them to learn. I write stories I would have wanted to read when I was little – stories that never betray the magic.

You trusted me when I told you clicker training was worth exploring. I’d like you to trust me again with the Kenyon Bear books. These are books children want to read over and over again. They are books they will tuck under pillow as they fall asleep. How do I know? Because when the first three books were published in the 1980’s, that’s what parents told me.

I set the children’s books to the side so I could concentrate on clicker training. That work is on going. There is always more to be learned. You gave clicker training a try for your study-of-one horses. Now I want you to give the Kenyon Bear Books a try for the study-of-one young readers in your life.

“Wishing Well Magic” is book five in the series. It is about Indy – short for Independence. Indy is a bear with Ideas – ideas that end up getting him in a lot of trouble.


You can order the new book through my web site: theclickercenter.com or from Amazon. When you order through Amazon, do please leave a review. Your five star reviews attract the attention of the algorithms which in turn means more people will find the books.


There, I’ve done everything wrong. I’ve written a long post about the books which was actually more about clicker training than it was about the children’s books. I didn’t offer you special deals. I’m not doing anything the marketers are telling me I need to do to beat the Amazon algorithms.


What I am doing is writing really good stories, stories I would have read and loved when I was little. So if you have young readers in your life, or, like me, you still read with pleasure books that the library puts in the children’s book section, do check out the Kenyon Bear Books. All five books in the series are now available at theclickercenter.com or on Amazon.

Wishes

I have just published a new book! Wishing Well Magic, Book 5 in the Kenyon Bear Series is now available.

What are you wishing for this summer?

If you are a bear named Indy you are wishing for Adventure.

Indy is a teddy bear with Ideas who loves to play pranks on his friends in the Shuttle Hill Herb Shop. When the bears build a wishing well, Indy fools the others into thinking the shop has been invaded by a dragon.

But it’s Indy who gets the real surprise. Both the magic and the dragon turn out to be real.

Always ready for fun, Indy ignores Kenyon’s warnings as he sets off on an adventure outside of the shop. His friends must follow him and rescue him from the many mishaps he tumbles into.

Read his story in the newest of the Kenyon Bear Books

Wishing Well Magic
By Alexandra Kurland

With drawings by Sue Hall

Book Five in The Kenyon Bear Books Series

Order now from my web site: theclickercenter.com, or get it through Amazon and other on-line booksellers.

Kenyon Bear’s Christmas

Kenyon Bear’s Christmas begins at this time of the year, just before Halloween.

Share the story with all your young readers.

Learn more at:
theclickercenter.com

Or find it on Amazon along with all the other Kenyon Bear Books

It’s Publication Day

Sara’s Story – The Bear Nobody Wanted
The Third Book in the Kenyon Bear Series

Don’t be left out! Get your copy today and join the celebration!

School is out.

Keep your young readers reading through the summer with Sara’s Story and the other Kenyon Bear Books.

Sara’s Story is filled with fun,

With Adventures,

With Scary Times,

With daring rescues,

With friendship,

And with a happy, though bittersweet, ending.

Give the gift of reading to the young readers in your life.

Visit my web site: theclickercenter.com to learn more about my new book: Sara’s Story, The bear Nobody Wanted and the rest of the Kenyon Bear Books. You can order it through my web site or from Amazon.

Sara’s Story – The Bear Nobody Wanted is available in:
Paperback Edition 97 pages
Hardcover 99 pages

Exciting News!!!

What’s got all these tails wagging?

Exciting News!!

Tomorrow, June 30 2024, is PUBLICATION DAY

The wait is almost over for the best read of the summer.

Sara’s Story – The Bear Nobody Wanted
The Third Book in the Kenyon Bear Series

Give the gift of reading to the young readers in your life.

Visit my web site: theclickercenter.com to learn more about my new book: Sara’s Story, The bear Nobody Wanted and the rest of the Kenyon Bear Books. You can order it through my web site and after June 30, 2024 from Amazon.

So Exciting!!

The Countdown Continues!
Just 2 Days to Publication!!

Sara’s Story – The Bear Nobody Wanted
Publication Day is June 30, 2024.

Available in hardcover and in paperback.

Give the gift of reading to the young readers in your life.

Visit my web site: theclickercenter.com to learn more about my new book: Sara’s Story, The bear Nobody Wanted and the rest of the Kenyon Bear Books. You can order it now through my web site. If you want to order it through Amazon, you will have to wait until June 30.

The Countdown Has Begun!

It is only 3 Days to the best read of the summer!
“Sara’s Story – The Bear Nobody Wanted”
The third book in the Kenyon Bear Series
Available June 30, 2024.
Join the fun!

Join the Celebration!

Publication Day is June 30, 2024.

Give the gift of reading to the young readers in your life.

Visit my web site: theclickercenter.com to learn more about my new book: Sara’s Story, The bear Nobody Wanted and the rest of the Kenyon Bear Books. You can order it through my web site or from Amazon.

Perfect Summertime Reading!

Sara’s Story – The Bear Nobody Wanted.
Sara’s Story is the third book in the Kenyon Bear series.

School is out.
It’s time to play! Time to have fun! And it’s time to READ!
Keep your young readers reading with Sara’s Story.

Whether it is that favorite story you read to them as they are falling asleep at night, or that much loved chapter book they keep tucked under their pillow, Sara’s Story is sure to delight.

It is filled with laughter,

Scary Times,

Adventure,

Daring Rescues,

Friendship,

And a happy, though bittersweet, ending.

Publication Day is June 30, 2024.
Give the gift of reading to the young readers in your life.

Visit my web site: theclickercenter.com to learn more about my new book: Sara’s Story, The bear Nobody Wanted and the rest of the Kenyon Bear Books. You can order it now through my web site. If you want to order it through Amazon, you will have to wait until Publication Day: June 30, 2024.